He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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