Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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