the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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