I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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