Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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