My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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