he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
and she was petting her beer can
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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