VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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