...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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