Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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