My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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