the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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