he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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