Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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