Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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