Dual....:-)
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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