i think i have herpe
just one?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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