He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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