rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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