R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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