a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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