In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Is Oprah even human
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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