i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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