just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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