question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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