In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You ever have a fart follow you around?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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