I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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