Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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