the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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