she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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