he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
is it fun? or sober?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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