spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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