Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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