In the future we'll all be gay
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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