Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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