how can u be prego again
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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