her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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