is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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