So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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