I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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