"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize