help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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