Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Randomize
