I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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