i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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