How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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