Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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