no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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