Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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