Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
All I want is dick and wine.
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