So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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