she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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