East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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